A nut gets lost in the woods. Buddy sees him.
Buddy says, “Hey! Sign says, ‘No trespassing. Hopeless Abandoned Waste Dump.'”
Doesn’t stop them.
-Heck of a waste dump, did you get a whiff. B.O. What were we thinking?
Lookie. That is one hell of a toilet, Dan. Gotta admire it. Nine shades of brown.
-Jesus that’s nasty.
Put your head in it.
-You shit’n me? Goddamn, it stinks.
What did you expect? It’s a waste dump. Didn’t you read the sign?
-God almighty! Whole place smells like ass! Light a match for Chrissake! Let’s get outta here!